Fun with DoorDash On Saturday, June 4th at 12:04 PM eastern time, I placed an order for pickup at a local soul food restaurant. $35.38…
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Almost two years exactly since our original production of Marie Jones’s Stones in His Pockets was shut down by COVID-19, here we are again getting…
Namastee means the weirdo t-shirt junky in me recognizes the weirdo t-shirt junky in you. I have always been something of a t-shirt junky, even…
I just put my books in the big year-end sale on Smashwords. You know what that means? You can buy either eBook for under $2.…
So, this is a follow-up to Spot the Scammer, so you should probably read that first. First, little miss smarty-pants from the first post, kept…
There’s been a SUPER annoying trend of people spamming and scamming me on social media and, of all places, in the chat feature on Words…
I can’t be the only one who feels this way. I can’t. 8 months of COVID-19 paranoia and restrictions against a backdrop of all this…
I have a big, honking melon of a head. Ego, maybe? Genetics, for sure. When the label says One Size Fits Most instead of One…
When I blow my snotty nose, I sound like a parasauropholus honking its sad, Jurassic mating cry. It scares wildlife in the backyard. I made…
In case you’re bored and stuck inside with a case of the quarantine blues, I’ve marked copies of my eBooks on Smashwords down to $0.00.…